A goal is not a slam dunk; a point guard is not a quarterback

As updated on Twitter not too long ago, I have an increasing issue with sports commentators describing specific in-game events by way of relating them to specific in-game events in other sports. The most recent example happened earlier tonight during the Olympic ice hockey game between Canada and Russia. There were multiple references to a goal-scoring play as a "slam dunk." While watching a college basketball game a couple weeks ago, I endured a commentator's description of Michigan State point guard Kalin Lucas as a "quarterback." 

In my mind, such references constitute not only a failure of creativity but also a lack of understanding the true nature of a particular sport. It shouldn't be that difficult to describe in-game actions on their own terms and to do so within that sport's established discourse. Sure, all sports have a certain degree of familiarity and/or similarity among them, but that's not enough of a reason to describe a point guard as a quarterback or to simplify a scoring play in hockey as a slam dunk. Such descriptions cheapen what makes each sport unique and promote misunderstanding among novice viewers as to what happened on the court, field or rink.

Of course, these instances probably aren't as common as I worry that they are. At least Rod and Mario of Fox Sports Detroit have enough decency and intelligence to never refer to a homerun by Miguel Cabrera as a "slapshot."

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This post made me laugh because it reminds me of the ignorant girl (or maybe guy) that doesn't know the difference between a goal and a touchdown. I wonder when using the wrong terminology stopped being a sign of ignorance.
I can understand that references like these, when over used, can get quite annoying. I too was watching the Canada Russia game and noticed that same thing. However, I think that some references such as slam dunk and quarterback hold much more meaning or power in the word than the standard goal or leader. Its almost the same as calling a line drive or slap shot a rocket. The slam dunk is the king of basketball shots to many people and it is a very common belief that the quarterback is the absolute leader of every offense in football. By referring to hockey shots as slam dunks i believe the announcer was trying to state it was an extraordinary goal (although he lost that point by repeating the phrase every time a goal scored in the game). In my opinion Kalin Lucas is a clear "quarterback" for the MSU basketball team because they are defiantly not the same team without him on the floor. I think the reference was referring to him as a player and not so much his position of point guard.
Your extended explanation of why terms like "quarterback" and "slam dunk" transcend their respective sports isn't without appeal, Zach, but I wonder, like Bethany, if the use of such terminology causes more confusion among those already ignorant of a sport's particulars.

The Spartans are quite different without Lucas on the floor, though. No argument there.

I did notice that also, and they actually put up on the T.V. a football play that would be similar to the play that they were trying to explain when it came to hockey. It made no sense, and it was actually insulting. Because America chooses football over hockey we can't learn and comprehend hockey for what it is without it being referred to the corresponding football play?